motherofdildos:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

palms sweaty, moms spagetti

motherofdildos:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

palms sweaty, moms spagetti

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

(via notmrsroosevelt)

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

(via do-a-barrel-roll)

kiabieber22:

jackanthonyfernandez:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

the difference between white parents and black parents

Omg

THIS WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT LIL WHITE BOY OMFG

(via waywardddoctor)

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

(via moodybby)

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(via derekhalesprayercircle)

lumos5000:

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:


while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

why is this the first time this has been on my dash

lumos5000:

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

why is this the first time this has been on my dash

(via literaryroses)

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

(via stayashley)

versatile-blue-box:

lil-clover:

chirusse:

neckbeardeddragon:

thermoregulator:

LAST
OK

SORRY

a+ parenting charizard

image

wow charizard

dick

what a blazing example

(via stayashley)

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(via dekutreeofficial)

misandry-mermaid:

gradientlair:

Ugh…I swear…

Matt Bors is seriously the best political cartoonist ever.

misandry-mermaid:

gradientlair:

Ugh…I swear…

Matt Bors is seriously the best political cartoonist ever.

(via ghoulbernatorial)