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May 27th, 2012 at 1:59PM

hey guys i got my yolo essay back today

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May 27th, 2012 at 1:53PM
dreamsuponthousandsofdreams: patman723: arienettecasablancas: scissorsafely: thatfunnything: “My husband’s friend had nothing better to do after finding this guy in his backyard……..So he did this.” #i couldnt tell that it was a doll at first so i was like ‘where do you get a squirrel that big’ ^^^^^ To think, one day an alien race of giants might do this with my body. Dare to dream. At first I was like “NUH-UH! NO WAY!” and then I realized… My dreams of giant squirrels are shattered. 

dreamsuponthousandsofdreams:

patman723:

arienettecasablancas:

scissorsafely:

thatfunnything:

“My husband’s friend had nothing better to do after finding this guy in his backyard……..So he did this.”

#i couldnt tell that it was a doll at first so i was like ‘where do you get a squirrel that big’

^^^^^

To think, one day an alien race of giants might do this with my body. Dare to dream.

At first I was like “NUH-UH! NO WAY!” and then I realized… My dreams of giant squirrels are shattered. 

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May 27th, 2012 at 1:49PM

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May 27th, 2012 at 4:13AM

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May 27th, 2012 at 4:12AM

women don’t have to:

hervacationh0me:

  • be thin
  • have a vagina
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • be white
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

I’m pretty sure you need a vagina to be a woman.
 

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May 27th, 2012 at 4:09AM

mcdammit:

i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’

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May 26th, 2012 at 11:37PM

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May 26th, 2012 at 11:09PM
Miami police shoot, kill naked man who was eating victim's face on highway - MiamiHerald

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proustianrecall:

Cheezus Christ, this had better not be the zombie apocalypse. Miami people, please be safe.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IMPLEMENT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN. 

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May 26th, 2012 at 11:02PM

iago-rotten:

Happy 73d Birthday, sir Ian.

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